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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

So I thought today was thursday...

It has been too long blogger. Have you missed me?
WOW, I've just noticed HOW morbid and heavy everything I write is. So now on a lighter note, what have been going on in my life that I want to post here so I can look back and giggle? UHM, hung out with Justin and had the most fun I’ve had in a long time. Oh and if you’re reading this, I like your blue splotches and your quirky dead squirrel sense of humor.

My dog smells like death, someone needs to wash this little fluffball of filth. It’s not going to be me this time! My back is killing me!

So I write in this little blogger thing because I like to look back at it all and laugh and see how much I’ve grown. I don’t mind making some of it public because I’m not expecting people to read it, but if you have and will that’s cool. You now know me better. That could be good or bad.

So I’ve decided I really want to go rock climbing, like actual rock climbing, meaning climbing on actual rocks. ALSO I want to jump off of a cave or something into water, but before jumping off of incredibly high objects into the water, I need to learn how to swim. I want to learn to kick ass too! And I want to go hiking and climb rocky hills, and then sit on the top of wherever I’m climbing and just relax and enjoy the view. Learning to skateboard is a little frightening considering I have absolutely no balance. ALSO need to buy a gym pass at Bonsor again and I need to start going again. All my friends are lazy so I guess I’ll go solo and tone my bootay. JUST NOTICED, I have a nice bum. Woohoo WORK IT JESSICA WORK IT. Okay, I’m going to stop staring at my ass, the neighbors are looking through my window. I WAVED! I'm going to close the blinds now, that was kind of akward.

Things I need to buy: MINI LAPTOP, 3 different kinds of bikinis (black, white, black and white), shoes, jeans, shirts, dresses, a nice jacket, perhaps new cowboy boots, sunscreen, happiness, love and boobs.

So, wishing at 11:11 has become an illness, like actually an illness. It’s come to the point where I cannot live my life without it interfering. I even have alarms on my phone letting me know when it’s 11:11 am and pm. Wishing at these times just psyches me out. Because in the back of my mind I'm doing everything I can to make that wish come true without even realizing it.

So these Asian hooker nails of mine are REALLY upsetting me. When it’s sunny and I look down at them I almost have a seizure. It’s just TOO MUCH. I need to get them redone, just white tips and I’ll upkeep them myself. I don’t know how they do it in Japan, its crazy. *Note to self, Google NAIL ART to look at crazy creations*

When I was younger I always wanted to be one of those hot girls in the wrestling shows. You know the ones with the big boobs and they’re pretty and smile but when it comes down to it they can kick ass. YEAH I WANT TO BE THAT! Minus the lezbo muscles, and the whore clothing, and the big hair, and the fake boobs. So maybe I just want to be myself? I love myself. Wait, was that kinda weird? Maybe. But it's the truth. Love yourself before you can love another :) I AM READAAY TO LUV!

A question for myself, should I be more girly? Perhaps. I have my girly moments and I have my tomboy moments. I don’t know, I don’t like being high maintenance. What’s wrong with feeling good, looking good and enjoying your life and living life to the fullest? I don’t know. TANNING IS NOT HIGHMAINTENANCE! It’s just one of the little things I do to be a normal color!

AAAAH FISHMAN ON TV OMGOMGOMGOMG. STARTREK IS F-U-C-K-E-D.
Am I a spazz? Just a bit. I don’t know. Maybe I'm over-thinking. I'm definitely over-thinking.

Justin if you’re reading this you’re a CREEP! JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!

Anyways I’m going to end my blog here for tonight, I hope it added a little sunshine to my blog.

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